A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line,
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake!"
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Today's Joke - Mistaken Drunk
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Saturday, November 24, 2007
New Year - Sensational Breeze in your life
Don't you feel a beautiful sensation when the breeze touches your body and when the first rays of sun gaze into our eyes? A wave of happiness passes through our entire being when we encounter such a thing. Similar is the experience when we welcome New Year with open arms and a smile on our faces. With new dreams and new resolutions, we tread on new paths of life and have lots of energy and vigor to fulfill them. This New Year 2008, enter into the fresh year in an altogether new manner. Make new arrangements and enjoy those precious moments with your near and dear ones.
New Year celebrations are one of the most primeval one in pagan culture. Babylonians are believed to have commenced the tradition and later Romans gave it prominence by giving 1st January as the date to start the cycle of the next year. The harbinger of new days is jubilated with great mirth all across the country. To enjoy the festive dawn, people party with friends and family members. Different party games are played and there is a gala of happiness on the New Year eve. On the last moments when the New Year is about to take birth, the New Year countdown starts. As soon as “one” is announced, people start shouting to give outlet to the immense happiness they experience. New Year gifts are exchanged as a gesture to wish all the best for the days ahead. People try to present their loved ones with the best gifts. You can check out the latest range of New Year 2008 gifts so that you don't have to repeat the old gifting patterns.
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Monday, November 19, 2007
New Year Party Celebration
Most of the people rejoice by singing, dancing together till the midnight strikes twelve o'clock in the night. The moment it happens the sounds of good wishes echo in the air and celebratory spirit reaches its zenith. The time when all gather to jubilate the occasion is called as the New Year Eve. The party mates basking into the gleaming realms of the New Year together are full of enthusiasm and happiness. Such is the aura on the New Year Eve party.
The decorations of a New Year Eve party does not need much attention. It actually depends on the kind of gathering it is. If you wish to spend a quieter evening with some close family members and friends, the minimal look would be apt. Dim lights, melodious music playing at the backdrop (preferably old classics like those of Elvis Presley or George Michael) and loved ones surrounded by New Year gifts to be unwrapped enjoying amongst themselves till that mirthful juncture arrives.
Another kind of celebration is peppy and effervescent one. Friends gather at streets, beaches or at a discotheque to have a blast. The corks of champagne bottles are popped up and sparkling lights are dazzle the atmosphere. Exchanging New Year gifts, obviously, hold the same importance in these New Year parties just like the other ones. Party food includes platters of sundry yummy delicacies for the party members to enjoy. And topping all that is wine and other cocktail drinks. The New Year eve environment shines with all its might and the same glitz penetrate deep in us to keep us charged for the rest of the year.
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Saturday, November 17, 2007
Good New Year Quotations
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~Bill Vaughn
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. ~James Agate
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! ~Joey Adams
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
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